1 Freud...or a scary clown-wanna-be? Mine were a mix between sexual and intellectual, before it went all scary clown-like. No surprise there

2 Thanks jag, My 21" monitor shorted out when I spewed Diet Coke all over it from the unexpected shock of freakazoid assaulting my corneas. One of these days your uppance will come!

3 that scared me, my husband, the cat, the dog and the neighbors three houses down. My speakers were accidentally turned up. I hope you get severe indigestion and your windshield wipers leave streaks.

4 Helen - "Scary Clown Wannabe". I like it! It's so fitting. Henceforth said personality shall forevermore be known on these pages as Scary Clown Wannabe. Paul - Oh, boy. I can only imagine what that looked like on a 21" monitor. I had monitor envy for a split second before I remembered the shorting out part. Sorry about that. Christine - I prepaid on the indigestion - had it over the weekend. I'll have to get back to you on the streaky wipers. If it's any consolation to y'all, I had my very own experience with it this morning. Dopple-G sent it to me bright and early and I was in a pre-caffeinated state. I was staring at the stuff intently as I'd never done an ink blot test and I was keen on what it would be like. Then Blammo! Scary Clown Wannabe and Jim's very first heart attack (or as close as I really want to come anyway).