Dislikes: mean people, clowns

Likes: kittens, long walks on a moonlit beach

Bull.Shit.

Why do women say they like long walks on a moonlit beach when it is so patently false? If even half of the women who swear that they love these long walks actually did like them you would be able to go to any beach in the world at the full moon and see hordes of women wandering aimlessly through the surf. It would look like the invasion of the mutant grunion.

I'm just saying.

Posted by: Jim at 11:08 AM | Comments (7) | Add Comment
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1 Sure we like long walks on moonlit beaches. What's better than tracking sand all over the house, getting it in itchy unmentionable places, between toes and up our thong, all the while being attacked by midges and biting insects? What's not to like about moonlit beaches?

Posted by: Helen at August 24, 2004 11:30 AM (GOHfh)

2 Now, mooning beaches while lit, THAT is fun, not to mention good wholesome family entertainment. :-D

Posted by: tommy at August 24, 2004 11:58 AM (MAoAh)

3 I don't go for the long walk on sandy beaches crap but I do like puppies!

Posted by: DeAnna at August 24, 2004 12:14 PM (IdVP4)

4 I'm with Tommy! As you recall I did that in May. Ahhh... nothing like two moons in one night at the beach.

Posted by: Tiffani at August 24, 2004 01:15 PM (xpNFK)

5 Good lord, and have they ever tried to have sex on a beach. I bet all of them imagine rolling around in the surf. What about the jellyfish that wash up and the sand getting in every hole it shouldnt be?

Posted by: pylorns at August 24, 2004 02:10 PM (FTYER)

6 I have tried to do this many, many times. In the sand is silly as pylorns points out. The absolute best way to do sex on beach is late at night. On lifeguard stand. It helps if she's wearing a short skirt...

Posted by: Clancy at August 25, 2004 11:19 AM (EGVPL)

7 I prefer sex on the beach in a shot glass at a bar. ~No sand~

Posted by: Tiffani at August 25, 2004 12:01 PM (xpNFK)

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