December 08, 2003

The Bestofme Symphony, 1st edition

Welcome to the premiere performance of the Bestofme Symphony. Participation has been fantastic with 28 entries in this first edition. Like any good symphony, you'll find a lot of individual sounds that have been coalesced into one. I'm very happy to be offering some of the best stuff in the Blogosphere for your reading pleasure.

Comments on presentation and content, future Symphonies, etceteras are appreciated. If bloggers out there would link to this it would help enormously to get this meme launched in grand style and I'd be eternally grateful. Well, maybe not eternally, but at least until something really important pushed it out of the swiss cheese I like to call a brain.

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Post Author Weblog
 
Some
Of You May Remember This From A LONG Time Ago - The Long Distance
Lesbian
(Scroll down to November 19)
Ryan Rhodes (Submitted by Jim) Rambling
Rhodes
The post that
inspired the Bestofme Symphony. Ryan writes about his relationship with a
very troubled young lady.
 
Sex,
drugs and Rock & Roll
Andrew Dodgeblogium
Wrote it during the Dodgeblog
days of old (well 2002) with a bit of a new twist...or rather enhancement?
Why is it good? Well its about Sex, drugs and rock
& roll...what else do you need?
 
Molech The King King of
Fools
Why This Post? I felt it combined
both creativity and history nicely. Plus it was
completely overlooked when it was fresh - blogspot (former
host) went down for several days just after I posted it.
 
Real-Life
Operations Other than War Story, or The Coolest Kid I Ever Saw
Joe McNally The
Short Strange Trip
It's just one of my favorite not
quite war stories, written when I was still in the irrational exuberance
phase of blogging.
 
Separating
the Art from the Artist
Dean Esmay Dean's World
A photo-essay on the life of a
genius, and the morality of art.
 
Fast
Food Reflections
Jess Apropos of
Something
It's a somewhat random rant about
ridiculous fast-food advertising that turned out quite a
bit funnier than I expected.
 
Action
Where Action is Required
Pietro The
SmarterCop
This post is being submitted as a
'best of' my blog because it's a heartfelt appeal to its readers to
remember the choices our past leaders have made and the consequences of
those choices.
 
That
Thousand Words You Asked For
LeeAnn The
Cheese Stands Alone
It's concise,
to the point, with visuals. Just like sex should be.
 
The
Terrorist vector
J. Fielek Quibbles-n-bits
This is an astute analogy for the
way the War on Terror works, versus the way typical wars are fought.
 
Blog
Wars
Don Watkins Anger Management
This is my best-ever story
describing the infamous war between Frank J. and InstaPundit. Not only is
it funnier than anything ever written for the blogosphere, it is also very
long.
 
Thanks
Daddy
MojoMark mojomark.com
Daddy displays
superior skill and intellect when he comes to the late-night rescue of his
recently-sleeping-now-screaming-hysterically 20 month old little girl.
 
What
We Stand For
Matt Overtaken
by Events
A graphical fisking of Fisk
himself. The post led to my highest traffic day ever, and an incredible
amount of hate mail.
 
OverThought Johnny Huh? Intellectual
Poison
One of my favorite posts of all
time.
 
Rights
and Power
Ilyka Damen Ilyka
Damen
In which I claim Rosemary Esmay
is, um, wrongheaded about a few things, most notably about the concept of
unalienable rights. I don't know if it's really, really my best but for
some reason, I tend to get most fired up in responding to the musings of
others, and I think that shows here. It definitely qualifies as (1) old
and (2) overlooked (I had no comments on it at the time).
 
Bobby
Bonds
Ted Rocket Jones
My tribute to baseball in the
60's and what it meant to me as a kid growing up.
 
Customers Publius Publius &
Co.
It's one of my better because I
think it's well written, and the lesson to be learned is one a *lot* of
people need to learn some day.
 
Invective
Alert
Susie Practical Penumbra
It's called "Invective
Alert" because it's on one of the few topics that can make me swear--taxes+nannyism--and
swear I do.... (well, they are only nickel swear words, not dollar ones
like a lot of bloggers use, but I'm pretty mealy-mouthed and
"Drat" is my most common epithet....)
 
Dreaming
of Food
Nic (Submitted by Victor) Shoes,
Ships, and Sealing Wax
Well written, and it's about
Ocean City food.
 
Pineapples
for Peace
Heather Angelweave
A Heather rant on
"tax dissenters."  I think it's damned funny.
 
FleshZilla Glenn from GS-7 GS-7
This was one of my more creative
posts. At the time it was really funny, and I think
we need to see more movies like this in the mainstream besides just on
Mystery Science Theatre 3000!
 
The
Perfect Cup of Tea
Group Captain Lionel
Mandrake (Sumbitted by Shell)
Across
the Atlantic
Lionel
describes the setting and atmosphere of an English countryside perfectly.
You can almost taste the cucumber sandwiches. He has converted me into a
tea drinker.
 
Justification:
A Post-War Review
Jon Henke QandO
It's a
postwar review of the official Justification for war, as codified in the
"House
Joint Resolution Authorizing Use of Force Against Iraq
".     
Link-filled evidence that virtually every official claim in the
authorization has been vindicated.     Submitted,
because I think it's a good, fact-based resource for analysing the
justification for war.
 
Erections
and Professionalism
Doc Shazam (Sumbitted by
Ilyka)
Mr.
Hassle's Long Underpants
If there
were a dictionary entry for "too much of a good thing," I'm
pretty sure "see: priapism" would be listed first under it.
 
Ancestor
Worship
Kelley Suburban
Blight
The post
is an opinion piece on the use of the confederate battle emblem on state
property in Georgia.
 
The
Ulitimate Martini
The Bartender Madfish
Willie's Cyber Saloon
The
utlimate recipe for Martini drinkers. A customer of mine taught me how to
make them this way and every Martini connoisseur who's ever tasted them
tells me they are the best they have ever tasted! Plus it gave me the idea
for my Ultimate Bloggers Recipe Contest!
 
Pastors
for Peace
MJ Pechar Interested-Participant
This post
scratches at the veneer of an anti-American, pro-communist organization
that uses a facade of religion to mask its true agenda, which is to
promote the radical overthrowing of the US government and the American way
of life.
 
Compromise,
or Compromise?
Helen Adelaide
(Submitted by Jim)
Everyday
Stranger
Helen
nails the "driving with the partner" dilemma in hilarious style.
 
Saturday
in the park, I think it was the Fourth of July
Jim Peacock Snooze
Button Dreams
An SBD
post about an encounter with a monster canine during a walk in the park.
For newcomers, SBD (Snooze Button Dreams) posts are in the "tall
tales" tradition but are often loosely based on real life happenings.

Posted by: Jim at 07:56 AM | Comments (5) | Add Comment
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1 I haven't read them yet, but the format is so great! You're onto something here, alrighty.

Posted by: LeeAnn at December 08, 2003 08:06 AM (HxCeX)

2 Nice presentation. I'm working my through the list even as we speak. Nice repsonse too. Just an awesome job Mr Jim!!

Posted by: The Bartender at December 08, 2003 10:07 AM (EMtys)

3 Hey, wow. I had no idea I was capable of inspiring anything. Thanks for the link.

Posted by: Ryan at December 08, 2003 10:34 AM (Sc71i)

4 You nominated me! Thanks, Jim, I just love you!

Posted by: Helen at December 08, 2003 10:51 AM (YVsB4)

5 This is awesome, I've only scratched some of the other posts but what I've read is truly top notch stuff. Very, very cool!

Posted by: Johnny Huh at December 08, 2003 02:02 PM (YkElu)

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