There seems to be a general consensus that I suck. And not just in a general way, I have a gift for sucking (shut up, Skank). This has been perpetuated for some time and it's unfair. It was unfair when I had my old blog and it is unfair now. Repeat it often enough and it becomes true. Perception becomes reality. I guess if you perceive me to suck, I do suck. In your tiny, rotten brains.

I'm not exactly sure where it started but I know a few people who gave it legs. One is a cranky little prostitute from Wisconsin. Or maybe it's Iowa. It doesn't matter. All midwestern states are tornado-prone dustbowls that might as well belong to Canada for all their usefulness. And then there is someone who blogs on this very site. You know who you are. And then there is another person who blogs on this site who was instrumental in sticking the suck label on me. You also know who you are. There are many other bloggers, too numerous to mention here, who jumped on the bandwagon or just honestly thought I sucked. But I digress.

My point is - I'm not really that bad. Look at Instapundit. Yawn. All he does is link to articles and blogs that are more boring than his. If you think he's boring, don't dare click his links. And if he talks about his friggin' camera one more time, I'm going to gouge out my eyes with a melon-baller.

And how about Frank J.? Illiterate. Mind-numbing. Arrogant. Overrated. You see what I did there? Get it? Come on! That's both funny and clever.

Well, I think I clearly and concisely laid out my argument of why, not only do I not suck, but why I'm better than most of the bloggers out there. Did I mention that I've been quoted in the NY Times? And I was praised in some Tennessee newspaper about my extensive coverage of Hurricane Whoever It Was That Year. What more proof do you need?

Don't beat yourselves up. You retards know not what you do.

Apology accepted!

PS: Also, I believe I used the word "milieu" correctly in the title. Further proof that I don't in fact suck.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at 01:49 PM | Comments (11) | Add Comment
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