My girlfriend and I have the unwritten rule of three-

This is, simply put- A free pass to sleep with three pre-agreed upon famous people should we ever get the chance. ItÂ’s a nice little semi-harmless exercise- We get to hoot, whistle and drool unabashedly in front of each other when any of the five chosen ones appear on TV.
Yes, I did say five. (More on that in a minute..)

My girlfriendÂ’s list started out okay naming Jude Law as contestant number one. Fine.
Matt Damon came in at number two, boyish good looks and all that crap that she started naming for her reasons yadda, yadda, hotandcute, yadda yadda.
Last?

Angelina Jolie.
I nearly choked on my coffee. Insta-chub.
I thought IÂ’d just hit the latent-porno-bi-girlfriend jackpot. Alas, my Girlfriend was way ahead of me, raking the needle off the mental porno soundtrack I had playing in my mind.

“Only her”, she said, claiming no other woman “does it for her”.
My insta-chub became an insta-turtle.

It appears that every woman has at least one woman they’d go “comfortable shoes” with. I had to do a little “research” at work, and lo and behold- Angelina Jolie apparently has just such an appeal, this smoldering craziness/hotness which even straight women find attractive.

Oh.
My list? Pfft.
ItÂ’s a no-brainer. Waaaay up top, perched upon some sort of swing or pedestal, surrounded by white light and angelic voices (or fluffy clouds depending on how long itÂ’s been..) is the incomparable deliciousness of Halle Berry.
Second place goes to Jennifer Aniston. She manages to look both hot and wholesome, making me want to put her in a topless cheerleader outfit and mickey mouse ears. IÂ’m not sure whyÂ…
Third place? Should I ever hit the Hottie Lottery and land a night with Ms Jolie, (*cough* nowayinhell *cough*) I think she would kill me afterwards like some mantis.
I might let her.
I might have to if I get her before my girlfriend does.

The question is- Do you and your wife/husband/S.O. have such a list, and if so- WhoÂ’s on it?

Posted by: Rob P at 11:10 PM | Comments (4) | Add Comment
Post contains 358 words, total size 2 kb.