1. Puppy teeth are the second sharpest thing in the world, next only to samurai swords.


2. Puppies like to take a nip at anything and everything that grabs their attention, especially mobile things that will fit nicely in their mouths.


3. Puppy noses can open any door that is not firmly latched.


4. Human flesh is at its most sensitive directly after a hot shower.

It was toes people. Toes. Get your minds out of the gutter.

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