February 17, 2004
Why is that Dorito green?
Because it has the Bold hint of guacamole! The bold hint of guacamole? Yes, that's right. The commercial talks about the bold hint of guacamole.
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Let's get a couple things straight. First, there is no such thing as a bold hint, okay? It's an oxymoron like "government efficiency", "PETA cares" or "French courage". Either it's bold or it's a hint but never the twain shall meet. Secondly, guacamole cannot be bold. It's a squashed avacado. Avacados are nature's milquetoasts. Finding bold guacamole is about as possible as finding a rational fundamentalist.
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The boldness of guacamole is function of the ratio of onios, garlic and jalepeno peppers to avocado. Clearly you're getting guacamole with far to high a avocado count.
Posted by: Stephen Macklin at February 17, 2004 11:38 AM (UquFN)
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Advocado is but one of the myriad ingrediants in a decent guacamole. You want bold? easy, up the chilli and the garlic... The last batch I made was so bold it couldn't be kept in a plastic container ... or in the house for that matter!
Posted by: Robert at February 17, 2004 11:54 AM (kXZI6)
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