[step, step, step]

[zip]

[sprinkle, sprinkle, sprinkle]

[zip]

[step, step, step]

[splash, splash, splash]

[step, step, step]

Database guy: [jokingly] You allergic to soap or something?

Irate Project Manager: What?

Database guy: You didn't use soap when you washed your hands.

Irate Project Manager: It's seven in the morning. The only thing my dick has touched since being thoroughly scrubbed with a loufa an hour and a half ago is the inside of freshly laundered underwear.

Database guy: Dude, I'm just joking...

Irate Project Manager: My dick is clean. It's not like I'm bending programmers over their monitors and ramming my cock in their asses.

[stunned silence]

Irate Project Manager: Yet.

[more silence]

Database guy: So...Project Black Widow running behind schedule?

Irate Project Manager: Yeah. How did you know?

Database guy: Just a guess.

Posted by: Jim at 11:17 AM | Comments (8) | Add Comment
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1 Soooo....how are things going at work, Jim?

Posted by: DeAnna at March 26, 2006 12:54 PM (WzN9S)

2 He didn't flush, either. Wotta pig.

Posted by: Victor at March 26, 2006 01:09 PM (l+W8Z)

3 ... Hey, aren't you the project man.. aahhh. I see.

Posted by: tommy at March 26, 2006 10:13 PM (ZIRzQ)

4 Gee, and all my parents did was teach me not to pee on my hands.

Posted by: Frick at March 26, 2006 10:17 PM (+eycw)

5 See that's why we always go with Eunuch programmers and then promote them to project manager. Wait, maybe that's Unix. So what's the company line on sodomy anyhow? I see a corporate relocation to San Francisco in your future...

Posted by: phin at March 27, 2006 09:06 AM (Xvpen)

6 I usually don't confront men in washrooms about their handwashing, maybe it's all the memories of being beaten and bruised in washrooms when I was in grade school. I just send them evil thought-beams, piercing their cerebral cortex with my ultra-big brain. Then I usually pee on my hands accidentally.

Posted by: Oorgo at March 27, 2006 02:46 PM (lM0qs)

7 DeAnna - It's been interesting. Very, very interesting. By "interesting" I mean "busy as hell". Victor - Autoflushers. phin - We're in an acquisition phase so HR is allowing it, so long as you do it like a viking.

Posted by: Jim at March 27, 2006 04:50 PM (3T9pg)

8 Just what I love to hear - project managers talking about their dicks in the bathroom. Really sets the tone for my day. BTW good to hear from you, Jim. You ought to visit more often.

Posted by: diamond dave at March 27, 2006 05:28 PM (0gB9X)

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