[The Scene: After a long day of fishing followed by the application of high temperatures to brats and tube steaks we are relaxing outside the homestead. Kota (our chocolab) trots over for some lovin' and then settles down by my chair and starts licking my feet.

Sompopo: Oh, yeah. Licking the feet. That's got to feel good.

Me: Especially between the toes. Come on, baby. Suck out that toe jam!

Sompopo: [laughs] It feels good but sort of gross at the same time.

Me: Yeah. A bit gross and sort of freaky. Like, damn... I am sitting here getting a canine tongue bath...

Sompopo: Yup. Sort of like "Damn this feels good and I don't want it to stop, but does enjoying this make me a pervert?"

Me: Exactly! Just like sex with midgets.

Sompopo: [stunned silence]

Sompopo: [continued stunned silence]

Me: Dude, it's a joke.

Sompopo: I know, but I think you're going straight to hell anyway. Just for thinking that up.

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