Today marks the anniversary of one of the happiest days of my life.
Twenty-three years of masturbation, baby. Yeah!
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Hooray!
Wishing you many more.
Posted by: Paul at March 15, 2005 07:44 AM (vbP6L)
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You should celebrate. Have you facialed someone today yet?
Posted by: pylorns at March 15, 2005 08:15 AM (FTYER)
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Not yet, no. But the day is young!
Posted by: Jim at March 15, 2005 08:17 AM (tyQ8y)
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You remember the day you started masterbating? That's, uh, impressive.
Happy Manniversary!
Posted by: Holly at March 15, 2005 08:23 AM (3SP8e)
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It was a defining moment. Like finding my long-lost twin.
"Manniversary"...ooh, I like that!
Posted by: Jim at March 15, 2005 08:29 AM (tyQ8y)
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You are REALLY discusting!:-P
Posted by: LW at March 15, 2005 09:15 AM (MDLz3)
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It IS impressive that you remembered the day.
Let's give the man a hand!
We're all pulling for another 23 years!
Swallow your pride and just admit-it's a toss up!
(Dude. Someone had to do it.)
Posted by: Helen at March 15, 2005 10:26 AM (Vd6WF)
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So sorry-I just googled "slang for masturbation" that had the very best euphemism I have ever heard in my life:
"Date my palm".
Oh yeah. I'm still laughing in an entirely immature way.
Posted by: Helen at March 15, 2005 10:29 AM (Vd6WF)
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Helen wins! I'm not sure what the contest was but that entry is going to be hard to beat.
(ba-dum-pah)
My favortie euphamism is "Dusting the duvet". It sounds so classy.
Posted by: Jim at March 15, 2005 10:43 AM (tyQ8y)
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My favorite has always been "punching the clown". It always makes me giggle because deep down I am a 12 year old boy.
Happy Handiversary, J-Snooze.
Posted by: DeAnna at March 15, 2005 12:22 PM (IdVP4)
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There is no way I could possibly be forced to recall when I discovered the whole palm dating thing. I mean - yeah, I discovered it and all, but I don't remember much about the when... 11, 12 - who knows??? How can you possibly remember this?
Posted by: Clancy at March 15, 2005 01:36 PM (JxYJc)
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Yeah, there has GOT to be a story here, Jim.
No one really remembers the exact date they discovered self-love!
Posted by: DeAnna at March 15, 2005 05:23 PM (IdVP4)
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I'm going to say true (whatever happened to that?)
"Choking the monkey" or "Taming the one-eyed blue-viened monster" are two personal favs. It's interesting you remember your first time. Was it good for you, too?
Posted by: Simon at March 15, 2005 07:42 PM (OyeEA)
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I quote the cousin who apears to favor "spanking the monkey"....
Posted by: LW at March 15, 2005 10:04 PM (MDLz3)
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LOL! Happy Manniversary
Posted by: vw bug at March 17, 2005 12:31 PM (ZmXG8)
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