Today started out...interestingly.

Bacon: Daddy! I made Yu-gi-oh cards!

Me: You made them?

Bacon: Yeah, look!

[Bacon brings over a stack of paper with random drawings and numbers on them]

Me: Oh! I see. Very nice, buddy.

Bacon: This one is a dragon monster. Look at how many life points he has!

Me: Wow. That's a tough monster there.

Bacon: And this one has WHORES!

Me: Whores?!

Bacon: Yeah, whores on the top AND the bottom!

Me: Um...

Bacon: See? And he can stab with them!

[Bacon presents one of his drawings, proudly pointing to the features in question.]

Me: Oh! Horns!

Bacon: Yeah. Lots of them! I wish I had a bunch of whores too!

Me: Well that goes without saying.

I need more coffee.

Posted by: Jim at 09:09 AM | Comments (5) | Add Comment
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1 That's my boyfriend, you know. Love it! Thanks, Jim.

Posted by: Margi at September 04, 2005 02:22 PM (nwEQH)

2 Too cute. Would he like to share?

Posted by: diamond dave at September 04, 2005 07:23 PM (74erN)

3 ROTFL!

Posted by: vw bug at September 04, 2005 08:03 PM (8QWwp)

4 like father, like..... :-P

Posted by: Pam at September 05, 2005 11:50 AM (4nIyv)

5 Is there enough coffee in the world for a morning like that?

Posted by: Masked Mom at September 05, 2005 02:57 PM (yqQbX)

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